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<DIV>One of Slit's Fave all time interviews ( Brute issue ) was Sista She come check out one half of that amazing duo, Sarah Ward's new project Yana Alana ...best Green Room cabaret winner 2009 ...a don't miss !!! Also directed by the equally amazing Annie Davies ( circus Oz fame ) ...followed the week after by the enigmatic star Sunny Drake ..and then the slit/tutu after parade party ...tickets on sale from <A href="http://www.redrattler.org">www.redrattler.org</A></DIV>
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<H2><A href="http://www.redrattler.org/event/131/Yana+Alana+And+Tha+Paranas">Yana Alana And Tha Paranas</A> </H2>
<H3>Wed Feb 17 2010 - Sat Feb 20 2010 </H3>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Teetering on the brink of cult-status, while on the verge of a nervous breakdown, <STRONG>Yana Alana And Tha Paranas</STRONG> presents a cabaret experience that blends political poetry, divine singing, kooky dancing, party tricks… and the odd tantrum.<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></DIV>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG>Yana Alana</STRONG> is a talented yet jilted performer out to conquer the world with a unique blend of cabaret and comedy – and if that doesn’t appeal, perhaps her ice pick will.<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></DIV>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>Sydney Season of this award winning show including<STRONG> </STRONG>Best Cabaret Artiste 2009 and Best Director 2008 Green Room Awards and <STRONG>Best Cabaret Award at Melbourne’s 2007 Fringe Festival</STRONG>.</DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Tickets $30 Full $20 Con/Student</DIV>
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<H2 style="MARGIN: auto 0cm"><A href="http://www.redrattler.org/event/138/Other-wise+by+Sunny+Drake"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Other-wise by Sunny Drake</FONT></A><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></H2>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica">A gutsy, convention-defying, gender-euphoric one-person show weaving theatre, magical animation, movement, comedy & multimedia. This morning I lost my homework and the dog ate my gender. Children, can you say trans-gender? Animated creatures whisk us into worlds of magic as Sunny explores boy tits, coming out to family, learning to fly and getting comfortable with contradictions and not knowing. <BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica">Warning: you will only understand this show if you are human & born on planet earth.</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN><o:p></o:p></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Tickets at the door only. No one turned away for lack of funds. <BR>Full $25, NMG Member $18, Concession $18</SPAN><o:p></o:p></DIV>
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<H2><A href="http://www.redrattler.org/event/141/X-+Raided">X- Raided</A> </H2>
<H3>Sat Feb 27 2010<BR></H3>
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<DIV><STRONG>Slit Mag</STRONG> and <STRONG>TUTU </STRONG>queers present a Post Parade Partee to pay homage to past Raided</DIV>
<DIV>named and shamed clubs of Sydney.</DIV>
<DIV>Come clebrate the Moustaches,the Flares, the Glamour and Bravery of peeps who resisted and expressed their desire.</DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">MC Mr Moustache</SPAN> - yes ze has finally returned - woof! ( formally of i-kandi fame )</DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>Press Eject</STRONG> 1st Gig since their Berlin/Euro tour - the noise pop masters <A href="http://www.presseject.info/">www.presseject.info/</A><BR><STRONG>DJ Marty</STRONG> - riot electro mistress- from the Vienna queer radio collective bauch bein po<BR><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">i Bobby </SPAN>- the man of Beyonce moves and Lady GaGa style all the way from Melb.</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Strawbery - </SPAN>pony pony ..! so happy shes home!</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Butcher Femme</SPAN> - watch out for her cleaver !</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Ginger Snaps</SPAN> - hmmmmmmmm !</DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>The Boys -</STRONG> woop ! we cant believe it too ... we soooo excited</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">DJ Sissyface</SPAN> - Smushy Sweaty sissy sludge</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">DJ Deadbea</SPAN>t - booty mash deadpan</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">DJ Fisty Cuffs -</SPAN> homosexual laptop music player ( really hot secret trax)</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV>A post parade fashion show hosted by <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Kelli Jean Drinkwater</SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV>Come early and watch a <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">pre parade slide show </SPAN>with all your favourite floats - live and dirty xx</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dresscode - Moustaches</SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><A href="http://www.facebook.com/Tutu.CQS">http://www.facebook.com/Tutu.CQS</A></DIV>
<DIV><A href="http://www.slitmag.org/">www.slitmag.org</A></DIV>
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<DIV>Doors Open 9pm - 4am ( special extended Hours ) $20 $15con on door or buy tickets <SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><SPAN style="COLOR: #810081"><A href="http://www.trybooking.com/Embed.aspx?eid=2353" target=_blank>online </A></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><BR><FONT size=4><STRONG>Slit Magazine</STRONG><BR></FONT><FONT color=#794a72><STRONG>dyke :: trans :: sex :: culture :: politics <BR>slit_dykesxmag@yahoo.com.au <BR>http://www.slitmag.org</STRONG></FONT></DIV></td></tr></table><br>